30 funny signs supporting same sex marriage

Happy Place has photos of "The most hilariously effective signs supporting gay marriage."  Some are rude, some are crude, some are funny, and many are creative.

Some sentiments make a valid point, for example:  "Married 4 years longer than Britney Spears."  

Other signs try to make segregating genders in marriage sound good for kids.  Such as the sign with the list that had the first two agenda items checked off with the last one unchecked:

Soccer practice

PTA meeting

Destroy Traditional Marriage

Instead of acknowledging basic biology that humans are born male and female, this one perpetuates the myth that sexual orientation is not fluid; they say people with same-sex attraction are born that way:  "If you don't like gay marriage, blame straight people.  They're the ones who keep having gay babies."


My favorite sign was "Corduroy skirts are a sin" held up by a man standing near a girl with the sign "Homosexuality is a sin.  Christ can set you free!"  Yes, the girl is wearing an ankle-length brown-drab corduroy skirt. 

Which one is your favorite?

Attention heterosexuals, we want to be miserable, too 

Think outside my box 

Don't tell me I can't register at Barney's 

Dorothy left Kansas for a reason 

Gay marriage will ruin my relationship, not yours! 

i-ro-ny:  Polygamists now supporting traditional marriage 

Caption under photo of two girls kissing:"Don't act like you're not turned on" 

You're making Ellen sad 

I bet hell is fabulous! 

Sign on dog:  "Dog loves fags" 

Jesus hung out with 12 guys and a prostitute.  He was more like me than like you. 

"Don't mind my loudmouth boyfriend" with arrow pointing at protester from other side 

You may have stripped me of my rights, but I still get more pu**y than you 

Homo sex is SIN sational 

As Jesus said about gay people:  "               ." 

The Gay Agenda:  Spend time with my family, Be treated equally, Buy milk 

3 words that will save the economy:  Gay Bridal Registry 

If God hates fags, why are we so cute? 

Under photo of Liza Minnelli:  "If Liza can marry two gay men, why cant [sic] I marry one?" 

Would you rather I marry your daughter? 

My two moms can beat up your 14 wives 

OMG Gay Sex is Sooooo much better 

We'll redecorate the F*** outta you 

I liked it, but I couldn't put a ring on it! 

Who do you think designed your wedding dress? 

Did I vote on your marriage?

I sure appreciate the humor in the signs, but I still am not convinced that segregating genders in marriage is tolerant, open-minded, loving to children, or the "right thing to do."